Saturday, October 23, 2010

Today..This Day....Life As I Know It Has Changed!

So this migration to DC is humming along.  The five minute rule of unpacking and organizing has maintained my sanity.  Giving myself until March 31, 2011 to get the house completly organized has relieved me of any pressure I would have been putting on myself.  My Saturdays are my "dates with DC" days as I engage in a delightful courtship with the DMV.  Well, today was a good day.  In fact, today was a transformative day.  Indeed, life as I know it will never be the same.  I owe it all to two people I've never met.

First, I need tires.  I've been needing tires for at least 3 months.  My front driver side tire has a slow leak.  I've been just putting air in it every other week and humming along because I just don't have whatever it requires of me to go get it permanently fixed.  A FB friend that lives here in the DC area was talking about getting tires and I was just going to read where she got them and go there. No, not lazy - resourceful.  One of HER friends mentioned tirevan.com and that they deliver AND AND AND that they guarantee the lowest price. Ok, this can't be possible.  Exactly what I need, at an affordable price, and RIDICULOUSLY convenient.  This can't be true...it just can't.  I checked the website...shut the front door and slap me six ways to Sunday - IT'S TRUE!  Hallelujah, he is risen and I'm getting my tires!

Second...and this is huge.  A few weeks ago someone I follow on Twitter mentioned an Amish Market in Laurel, Maryland and was singing the praises of the fresh food and these amazing prices.  I'm familiar with the Amish and their products and said to myself, "I want to go to there."  Well, today I did.  And I had the most GLORIOUS grocery shopping experience of my 46 years, nine months and 15 days on the planet.  As a PROUD Chopper Shopper (holla if you hear me) I've been really missing Price Chopper.  I absolutely positively love and adore Trader Joe's and that has helped take the sting out of missing Price Chopper.  Well Honeychild, I walked in that Amish market today and the birds started singing, angels were rejoicing, and Gabriel was blowing that horn at everything I saw.  It was as if me, Jesus and my Daddy (who loved grocery shopping - actually it was a bit of a problem for him - couldn't come home without a bag) were strolling the aisles and pointing to goodies and giggling like school girls.  I had heart palpitations as if I were at Saks 10022 Shoe Salon, everything was 75% off, I had a 20 % off total purchase coupon and EVERYTHING was my size.  I really don't have the vocabulary to express the superlatives or expletives to share my sheer and utter joy at this experience.  It hit me hard and cut me deep...real deep...loins deep!!!

Then I began to wonder.  Why don't I know more about the Amish? I started talking to them as they were ringing up my purchases.  They were REALLY nice and I think we really hit it off.  I want them to be my friends.  I could rock those dresses with some bad tights and a hot ankle boot or clog.  I will even wear the bonnet. (I need to see if it comes in another color other than white.)  Bottom line, I've found my new grocery store and can't wait to do it again and again and again.  Praise God from whom all blessings, produce, poultry, and Amish flow!

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